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When was the last time you were screwed over by a corporation? How about disappointed by a celebrity's lifestyle choices? Angered by a family member's superior social standing? Just supremely pissed off and wanting to let the world know?

Chances are, you fall into the large demographic of People With A Bone To Pick.

Historically, this demographic has had few options to slander who or whatever they're so angry at. If they're dreadfully rich they can buy commercial time. If they're dreadfully poor they can become a street crazy. But this is a country of Middle Class People. Middle Class People have neither the time to harrass passerbys on the street, nor the money to buy commercials. They do, however, have the time and money to buy a t-shirt.

That's where we come in.


You may be wondering what this site is all about. You may also be an idiot, but we're not here to split hairs. This is a site where you can rate many offensively humorous t-shirt slogans to determine which ones are the best for us to sell to you and fleece you out of a portion of your paycheck. We're going to use the money to buy a ferrari with a keg mounted in the back, drive around the country, get drunk at various colleges, and fuck bitchy sorority chicks.

You can also submit your own ideas for t-shirts, but you will get no royalties whatsoever. Anything you submit immediately becomes public domain, allowing us to use it for our own nefarious purposes. You agree to this arrangement by clicking that submit button. Don't like it? Make your own website, asshole.

If the T-SHITTY.COM moderators deem your submission worthy of inclusion on the site, they will approve it, and it will be immediately made available for browsing and voting purposes. If your entry has some cosmetic problems or misspellings but has a good t-shitty sentiment behind it, the moderators may choose to edit it before approving it, but it will retain whatever contact info you include with it. If the thought of this bothers you, then submit anonymously, or don't even submit at all.

So rate a few shirts, maybe even submit one, and enjoy yourself! If you are amused, tell your friends to visit this site and vote too. If you're not amused, tell your enemies, and hopefully they'll have a better sense of humor than you, you miserable fuck.


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